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[REVIEW] Contagion

ContagionThere’s a great quotation from Manhattan Institute scholar Peter Huber about contagious disease. I used it as the epigram for a book I’m working on about the use of smallpox as a bioweapon, and it goes as follows:

“Germs are never in fact defeated completely. If they retire for a while, it’s only to search, in their ingeniously stupid and methodically random way, for a bold new strategy. They’ve also contrived, of late, to get human sociopaths to add thought and order to the search. The germs will return. We won’t be ready.”

Steven Soderbergh’s Contagion, scripted by frequent Soderbergh collaborator Scott Z. Burns, is not about how human beings warp natural diseases to make weapons, but Huber’s quotation makes sense in this context: there are deadly diseases out there, and when they break wide into the human population we are going to suffer for our failure to properly prepare. When Contagion begins, we are already on day two of an outbreak that will spread worldwide and kill millions as governments struggle to stay ahead of the game. It’s an intense journey filled with human drama and is well worth your time.

I could stop my discussion of Contagion right there, but I’ll tell you more if you’re interested. In some ways, Contagion represents a contemporary take on the disaster film, a genre that exploded in the ’70s, but died out shortly thereafter. Thankfully it doesn’t descend into melodrama and self-parody like the most prominent disaster movies did, but it still borrows from the structure in ways you would recognize. First and foremost among them: an all-star cast. Contagion is full to the brim with recognizable performers, including Gwyneth Paltrow as Patient Zero, Matt Damon as her husband, Marion Cotillard as an infectious disease specialist, plus Kate Winslet and Laurence Fishburne and a whole slew of others.

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[REVIEW] 2012

2012Well, folks, the day is upon us: December 21, 2012. When I was a much younger man in the late ’80s, a roleplaying game called Shadowrun was released and its premise was taken from the Maya myth of creation. According to the Maya there had been three worlds before ours, and in each world there had been a people the gods had granted life in order to populate the Earth. Ours was the fourth world, and so far things seemed to be working out just fine. However, when the Maya Long Count Calendar reached its end on December 21, 2012, there would be the advent of a fifth world. They did not say whether or not humanity would continue into this new world, but they did say their gods would return.

Anyway, Shadowrun posited that upon the turnover of the Maya’s calendar, the Fifth World became a magical place. Literally magical, with the powers of wizards and shaman returning. In addition, fantasy races like elves and dwarves and orcs also returned. Many dismissed Shadowrun as “D&D with guns,” but it was a pretty compelling setting and I ran a very successful game for about four years.

This is all well and good for a game, but this is real life and in real life we don’t believe in things like elves and magic. So what exactly was going to happen when the Long Count Calendar ticked over? In the ’60s, some people started saying this would be the dawn of a literal New Age — you know, the kind with crystals and astrology and stuff — but others prophesied that it would be the end of the world. It was apocalypse time, a common preoccupation for western civilization.

How exactly this apocalypse would take place was a matter of pure conjecture. Some believed it would be catastrophic solar flares. Other feared an alignment with the black hole at the center of the galaxy (there really is a giant black hole there). Still others thought the poles would reverse themselves, somehow causing earthquakes and whatnot. My favorite is that we would have a near-collision with a mysterious “12th planet” that only passed through our solar system every 3,000 years or so, its gravity causing earthly havoc.

Anyway, though the exact form of the apocalypse was up for debate, the common theme was destruction. We were all doomed. That didn’t stop the doomsayers from making a fortune writing books about it, though, or giving high-priced seminars. Make hay while the sun shines, as they say.

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[REVIEW] Meteor

MeteorA gigantic asteroid is headed toward Earth. It is so massive that its impact will kill millions, maybe billions, and render the planet a hellhole where recovery is slow and painful. Only a brave space mission to destroy the asteroid has any chance in averting catastrophe.

Sound familiar? Well, it’s not Armageddon, the Michael Bay effects-fest starring Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck, and you won’t find any heroic oil rig workers here. This movie is Meteor, a late-’70s entry into the disaster movie genre that served as a swan song of sorts for a short-lived trend. I’ll tell you right now that it’s something of an ignoble end.

I maintain that any movie that has Sean Connery in it has at least one redeeming quality, and Meteor does in fact feature Connery in the starring role. He plays a scientist, late of NASA, who parted with the agency because of his views on the militarization of space. As part of a secret group, Connery’s character oversaw the creation and launch of a space platform armed with a set of nuclear missiles. These missiles were meant to be a defensive measure against, say, a giant asteroid on a collision course with the Earth, but were instead pointed toward the planet, at the Soviet Union, as part of the ongoing Cold War. When the aforementioned giant asteroid finally does appear, NASA needs Connery’s character back to help repurpose the space platform for its original mission.

In case you’ve never heard of Meteor before, let me give you some sense of what a loser this movie was. It cost $16 million in 1979 dollars ($48 million in 2012), which was an enormous sum for American International Pictures, a studio that primarily did low-budget quickies for maximum return. Though it featured Connery and Natalie Wood and even Henry Fonda as the President, it failed to get any traction at all at the box office and was widely reviled by critics and audiences alike. Consequently the film was a colossal failure and managed not only to lose money, as you would expect, but actually killed AIP, which couldn’t withstand such a loss. Now that’s a serious bomb.

Despite the fact that it got horrible reviews and was featured on a several “worst movie of the year” lists, I’m here to tell you that Meteor actually isn’t half bad. It’s not great, or anything, but it has a certain junky charm about it that keeps it from being the total waste of time you might expect. Or maybe I’m just too enamored of Sean Connery to give anything he’s made a genuine thumbs down. You decide, I guess.

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[REVIEW] Airport ’77

Airport '77Well, this is it: the last Airport movie I’m going to review. Had I done them all in order, we would still have The Concorde: Airport ’79 to go, but I got into this whole Airport thing by first watching that movie. The rest followed. I’m sure you can sort it out in the archives.

I initially watched The Concorde: Airport ’79 because I remembered it with some clarity from the advertisements during its release. I wanted to see it pretty badly, not realizing that the best parts of the movie had been carefully lifted for use in the trailer. The film itself turned out to be a real disappointment.

Of the three films that preceded it, the only other one I had the vaguest recollection of was Airport ’77. I’m not sure if I saw it on television or what, but I had a clear memory of seeing the stricken 747 languishing at the bottom of the ocean and flashes of Christopher Lee, who I’d come to know through viewings of various Hammer films during my formative years. As it happens there’s not a whole lot to Airport ’77, so my impressions were nearly the sum total of the entire picture. A 747 does end up on the ocean floor and Christopher Lee does have a small part in the goings on. The rest was something of a blur.

Jack Lemmon is actually the star of Airport ’77, playing an airline pilot recruited to fly a specially appointed 747 carrying a bunch of VIP guests (and a load of valuable artwork) to the Florida compound of an über-wealthy philanthropist, played by James Stewart. As is de rigueur for the heroes of these movies, Jack’s having romantic troubles with his lady, Brenda Vaccaro, that will be resolved through the pressure of a life-or-death situation. The plane is going to be hijacked and accidentally crashed into the Bermuda Triangle and, upon sinking, will trap everyone with limited oxygen and precious little time to survive.

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