Apparently I don’t learn lessons particularly well. You see, I was a big fan of the 1981 version of Clash of the Titans, largely because I was 11 years old at the time of its release and therefore right in the prime demographic for such an adventure. My ardor for the film had cooled over the course of 29 years, but I still had some residual affection for it in 2010 when a new version of the film toddled along.
Clash of the Titans (2010) is a movie that has pretty much everything going for it. The film has a huge budget, which the original most assuredly did not have, and all of the most advanced special effects at its disposal. It has the twin acting juggernauts of Liam Neeson as Zeus and Ralph Fiennes as Hades. It’s a slam-dunk, really, and it would take some serious effort to turn that into a failure. Yet somehow the filmmakers managed to do just that, and the movie is about as lifeless and pro forma as you might expect from an unnecessary remake in the 2000s.
Oh sure, Clash of the Titans looked fantastic and Neeson and Fiennes were as good as you could possibly expect, but the film had no life. It didn’t help that star Sam Worthington was apparently directed to be as stolid as possible, thus putting a damper on the spectacular action sequences that called for a more emotive performance. Some have said that Worthington is unable to project genuine emotion onscreen, and I’ll admit that he’s played to a type in most of the films in which I’ve seen him, but he’s also always been in a certain kind of role where that portrayal is called for. So basically it’s up in the air whether it’s Worthington or the parts he’s getting. I could go either way on the issue.


